Pattaya, Thailand · Established in legend, 1967Office of the Registrar · All time zones welcome
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WUROYAL PATTAYA WATCH UNIVERSITY

The Office of the Registrar · Open enrollment

Your degree is waiting.

No entrance examination. No years spent in a windowless laboratory. Just your name, your email, and a suitably magnificent Royal Pattaya honorary diploma.

Complimentary. Personalized. Ridiculously frameable. A novelty souvenir from our fictional university, not an academic qualification.

Enroll and claim your diploma ↘
Original ornate Royal Pattaya College of Horology diploma awarded to Michael Brown, the inspiration for this complimentary honorary certificate.

RPWU / Admissions and Alumni Registry

One name. One email. One magnificent qualification.

Graduates receive a personalized honorary certificate they can print or save as a PDF. Your email address is recorded in our alumni registry when you submit the form.

Your name and email are required to issue the complimentary certificate. Marketing is optional. See our privacy notice. By enrolling you acknowledge this is a fictional, non-accredited institution and the diploma is a commemorative novelty.

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Ornate Royal Pattaya diploma with gold temple engraving, Thai figures, embossed wax seal and university award

Inspired by the original Michael Brown diploma from the B&C archive. The decorative engraving is the actual artwork, not a generic certificate layout.

Preview only. Enter your details and complete enrollment to unlock printing and saving.

An open invitation

Once a Royal Pattayian, always a Royal Pattayian.

Our honorary alumni are issued a commemorative title with the University’s traditional concentration in Vintage Watch Restoration, Fine Movements, and Practical Lubrication Studies. It is, as the Registrar insists, a degree best displayed where the light catches the gold seal.

Meet the other alumni ↗