All roads lead to the office of Helen Waite.
The university’s public campus address has not survived examination. Our correspondence is rather more straightforward.
Correspondence
Office of the Registrar
Academic questions, fictional alumni recollections, merchandise inquiries, documentary corrections and propositions of an appropriately unusual nature may be addressed to the university’s correspondence desk.
University address for configuration: registrar@royalpattaya.com. Mail delivery must be enabled on the domain before publication; the current website package cannot verify an inbox.
Frequently asked questions
Is this a real accredited university?
No. Royal Pattaya Watch University is fictional comedy and storytelling. It awards no recognized qualifications, and its honorary certificates are novelty memorabilia.
Where is the campus?
The story places it in Pattaya. There is no real campus or admission office to visit. Please do not seek directions from local hotels or coffee shops.
How do I request a refund?
You will have to go to Helen Waite. This is a joke from the university’s fictional registrar, not a real refund service or policy.
Can I buy university merchandise?
Merchandise pictured here comprises original concept designs with proposed prices. Ask for a quote after the store is connected to an actual fulfillment service.
Can I submit a diploma to an employer?
No. Certificates are labeled non-accredited novelty items. They must not be presented as academic qualifications.
Is there a scholarship?
The Second Hand Scholarship is currently part of the fiction. No money, applications or personal information is being collected.